"You may have noticed we were on a little bit of a hiatus, because we possess the same work ethic as children in a private school. I don’t know what to tell you because while we were gone, in just three weeks, everything happened, ever." - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/TIJBOh

"You may have noticed we were on a little bit of a hiatus, because we possess the same work ethic as children in a private school. I don’t know what to tell you because while we were gone, in just three weeks, everything happened, ever." - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/TIJBOh

We have numbers… on paper… from both sides!

Jon Stewart on negotiations regarding the looming Fiscal Cliff