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“The freedom-lovers at Fox are jettisoning amendments like Han Solo dumping cargo to make the jump to light speed at the first sign of Imperial cruisers, right Chewy?” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/ZvONcx
When it comes to reforming the Congressional exemption from insider trading rules, lawmakers get a gentleman’s F minus. http://on.cc.com/17XKxEH
Full Episode:”Sodomy! Zygotes! Welfare!” Then Jimmy Carter celebrates his defeat of the guinea worm. http://on.cc.com/153DN8H
CNN names its new show after what people yell at the TV while watching CNN. http://on.cc.com/YGpFhF
America 2: Now With More Freedom http://on.cc.com/YiALXy
Freedom lovers in Idaho imagine a medieval libertarian bulwark where families can live together in accordance with Thomas Jefferson’s ideal of rightful liberty.
The Best F#@king News Team Ever reports from Barack Obama’s second inauguration. http://on.cc.com/YkGgbX
“Oh, I’m sorry. I just assumed that beginning a conversation about gun control meant starting with… guns. But you want to talk about the non-gun causes of… gun violence.” http://on.cc.com/UKbRik
Tonight: The #DailyShow is back! 11/10c.
Extended Interview: President Barack Obama http://on.cc.com/Pf8tNR
Democalypse 2012 - V.P. Debate: Battle for the Historical Footnote http://on.cc.com/TtzB76
Next week: President Barack Obama will make his sixth appearance on The Daily Show on Thursday, Oct. 18. 11/10c. http://on.cc.com/Q6Yvsm
“Motherf**ker fired Big Bird and won!” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/WuHMUt
Last night’s debate summed up in one GIF.
Complete coverage begins tonight at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
“You gotta play O’Reilly in this.” - Jon Stewart
“I’ll try, Jon.” - Stephen Colbert
“You gotta embody a larger-than-life conservative pundit.” - Jon
“I love new challenges, Jon. Let’s light this candle.” - Stephen
Live stream the debate at 8 p.m on Saturday. Pre-order now.