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“By the way, Obama couldn’t have met the guy at a restaurant? Had to make him come to the White House?” http://on.cc.com/UfZoC0
“At this point, [Romney] really wants to know what individuals think so he can think it, too. Because Jon, he really really wants to be president.” - Aasif Mandvi http://on.cc.com/Tax4y5
Democalypse 2012: The Second Debate - Binders of Women http://on.cc.com/RJUM8z
Full Episode: Barack Obama shows up for the second presidential debate, John Oliver recruits a focus group, and Nate Silver. http://on.cc.com/T2XUww
“Are you a wizard?” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/UJcex2
Correspondent Jessica Williams meets black Mormon voters. http://on.cc.com/TwgE97
“Motherf**ker fired Big Bird and won!” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/WuHMUt
Americans look to the presidential debates not for coherent ideology, but for assurances the next president isn’t going to be a weirdo who thinks he is better than them.
Every Which Way But Lucid http://on.cc.com/TD0aNk
Full Episode: http://on.cc.com/Ve8Rec
On Friday’s show, we said Mitt Romney’s claim that he had wanted President Obama to succeed in his first term was — and this is a technical term — bull-f@cking-sh#t, and played a clip of him on Neil Cavuto’s show to demonstrate it. So imagine our surprise when BuzzFeed disputed our call! They say the full context of Romney’s 2009 remarks to Neil Cavuto shows Romney wishing Obama success.
With all due respect, that is — and, again, this is a technical term — bull-f@cking-sh#t. You can watch the full clip above, in which Romney makes it clear that he hopes Obama “succeeds”, but not with “failed policies” like reforming our nation’s healthcare system; rather, he hopes that Obama “succeeds” by adopting Republican ideas, like lowering tax rates. Obviously, memories grow hazy with the passage of four years’ time, but we’re pretty sure that was the exact opposite of the platform Obama ran on. To us, it was an obvious case of concern trolling — the rhetorical gambit of pretending to support an opponent, while undermining the basis of their argument. Perhaps an analogy might help: “I wish the Jews the greatest of success, but not if they continue to pursue the failed policies of Moses and Abraham. Because I want nothing but the best for the Jews, I’m rooting for them to do the right thing, and accept Jesus Christ as their lord and savior.” Sure, the words “I wish the Jews the greatest of success” and “I’m rooting for them” are in there. But the rest of it negates them.
We love BuzzFeed. It’s insightful, funny and perceptive, and we read it every day. Which is why we wish them nothing but success in recognizing the errors of their earlier piece. Really, we have nothing but the highest hopes for their correction, and we feel that their reputation for accuracy will only be burnished by the retraction they’re sure to publish any minute now.
(See what we did there?)
“Mitt Romney: A Human Who Built That” recounts the self-made businessman’s rise from public housing and the Vietnam War, to his presidential self-reconstruction.
The Daily Show’s coverage of the 2012 RNC continues tonight. A special Friday night show begins tonight at 11/10c on Comedy Central.