Samantha Bee and the Best F#@king News Team Ever conduct a massive manhunt for an Iraq War veteran’s elusive benefit claim form in “Zero Dark 900,000.” http://on.cc.com/16yVdug
“Did you know Donald Trump’s birth name is F**kface Von Clownstick?” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/16vvFOu
"Congress - the legislative stone in America’s urethra."
— Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/16tfjpR
“I see we have an audience filled with procrasturbaters.” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/157lLTK
“Why Is The Rabbit Crying?” premieres this Friday at 11/10c on Comedy Central. http://on.cc.com/10tMmbZ
doctorew69 asked you:
hey Al, how many times have you used the bathroom in the past 3 days? and for how long where you in the bathroom?
Twice and I’m sort of scared about it. Everyone should go at least once per day right?
thehumanconsumption asked you:
Al madrigal!! . .was that you in the Workaholics episode with the Juggahoes and letts?…you know you were drinking a fresca or something with your face painted like a juggahoe
NO! But I’m a huge fan of the show. Think Adam Devine and Erik Griffin are very funny comics if you haven’t seen their standup.
grizzledude asked you:
For Al Madrigal, do you consider a sense of comedic timing something that can be taught?
That’s something that you have to develop. I’ve always thought comedy classes were sort of a ripoff.
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“The freedom-lovers at Fox are jettisoning amendments like Han Solo dumping cargo to make the jump to light speed at the first sign of Imperial cruisers, right Chewy?” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/ZvONcx
Al Madrigal is finally comfortable with being called “sir.” http://on.cc.com/17XMyk7
When it comes to reforming the Congressional exemption from insider trading rules, lawmakers get a gentleman’s F minus. http://on.cc.com/17XKxEH
Ask a Professional Comedian: Al Madrigal
Daily Show correspondent Al Madrigal’s new stand-up special, Why Is the Rabbit Crying?, premieres Friday at 11/10c. But first, he’ll be answering your questions live, right here on our Tumblr, Thursday at 1pm EST / 10am PST.
You can start submitting your questions now, but be sure to mention they’re for Al.
In the meantime, click here for a clip from Why Is the Rabbit Crying?
CNN’s exclusive report on an arrest in the Boston Marathon bombing was exclusive because it was completely f**king wrong. http://on.cc.com/Z0D4m1
Jon Stewart’s message to Boston: http://on.cc.com/ZrlkyR
The Daily Show is back tonight with Jon’s guest Tom Cruise!
Click the gif to watch Tom’s last appearance on the show, back in 2004.
The NCAA’s Perfectly Fair Rules http://on.cc.com/XHBTbm
"Can’t they invent a gun that doesn’t fire if you’re crazy?"
— Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/YNYHoo
Full Episode:”Sodomy! Zygotes! Welfare!” Then Jimmy Carter celebrates his defeat of the guinea worm. http://on.cc.com/153DN8H